Transformers 2 FTW

Okay so too all of those people who think Transformers is boring you are so wrong. This is like the least boring movie I have ever watched in my entire life. And well Alisha, Emm, you know how I LOVE Twilight it used to freaking be by favorite movie, well now Transformers is. It doesn't have a single boring moment, it's like non-stop action and there's like a funny part in almost every scene. And the story line/plot is VERY good. It does have a lot of action in it, but that does not mean the plot line is week. *cough cough* Emm *cough cough*.


BUMBLEBEE IS SO CUTE <3

Vampire Diaries

Okay, as much as I adore Twilight, I have to say that Vampire Diaries is much better written...and there's a hella lot better plot line. I still think Edward pwns though.

Scene Hair

I WANT MY HAIR LIKE THIS
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Random shit

Yeah okay this was a forced blog entry so it's just going to be really random

Top 5 things that piss me off

1. When people walk directly behind me
2. Prejudice and racist people
3. When people use the word "gay" as a synonym for stupid. Guess what, IT'S NOT.
4. Also when people think that because you stand up for what you believe in (like in number 3) they automatically assume that you are a lesbian, or gay or whatever. Fuck people get a life.
5. When people who are smarter than others, act like their superior too them and that they know everything, when they maybe only know a little more about one subject than someone else.

Top 5 things that scare the beejeezers out of me.

1. Ventriloquism
2. Movies about mirrors (mostly because I spend half of my life looking in mirrors)
3. Clowns. They. Are. So. Friggin'. CREEPY
4. Drowning - near death experiences FTW
5. Kites. Those things are dangerous ya' know

Some things that make me nerdy (well I think they do, no offence to anybody who likes this stuff)

1. I love transformers...and Shia ;)
2. I still watch/read the anime Naruto....old habits die hard
3. I used/still read Archie comics...I have a large collection..

Things that I like

1. TWILIGHT FUCK YES
2. Harry Potter MOVIES. For some reason I just couldn't force myself to read the books. It put me to sleep.
3. I LIKE to HATE...correction, LOVE to HATE Hannah Montana. I hope she gets hit by a car one day.
4. ROBERT PATTINSON LIKE OMG
5. Fortune cookies.

Top 5 friggin' sexy beasts

1. Taylor Lautner
2. Kellan Lutz
3. Robert Pattinson
4. Cameron Bright
5. Jackson Rathborne

Favorite flowers

1. Orchids
2. Roses
3. Tulips

Favorite Quote
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Huh I guess that's it, for now. Maybe next time I'll actually have something interesting to blog about.

Conversations I have with my friends

E.H says
sometimes i feel like a sofa
do youever feel that way?

J.K says:
...no i cant say i have

E.H says:
One day you'll understand, lass.

J.K says:
FUCK I DONT NEED TO UNDERSTAND SHIT IM A GOD DAMN NINJA

E.H says:
LOL
BUT YOU'RE NOT A SOFA!!

J.K says:
NINJAS ARE WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT TO BE

E.H says:
WTFBQQ
THEY AIN"T NO SOFA.

E.H says:
BWAHAHA

J.K says:
I CAN BE A FUCKING SOFA IF I FUCKING WANNA BE A SOFA SHIT I COULD BE A FUCKING ARM CHAIR BUT NOO IM A GOD DAMN TIDDLYWINK SOFA

E.H says:
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
OMG ROFL
You need to lay off the crack lady

J.K says:
FUCK

E.H says:
where do you come UP with this stuff?!

J.K says:
NINJAS DONT DO CRACK

E.H says:
OMG

J.K says:
WHAT
FUCK
IM A NINJA I KNOW
I SUPRISE MYSELF SOMETIMES

E.H says:
HOW MUCH COLD MEDICNE HAS A CERTAIN NINJA BEEN DRINKING!?!!
Goodness you're hilarious

J.K says:
NINJAS CAN HAVE AS MUCH GOD DAMN MEDICNE AS THEY WANT FUCKING DRINK COUGH MEDICINE FROM THE BOTTLE THATS HOW FUCKING NINJA I AM
NINJAS ARE NATURALLY HILARIOUS
ITS A WELL KNOWN FACT

E.H says:
I THOUGHT THEY WERE STOIC AND STEALTHY
OOOH WAIT
OF COURSE NOT
THEY'RE VERY VERY CLUMSY

J.K says:
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK THEY CAN WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT UNDERSTAND THAT BECAUSE YOUR NOT A NINJA AND YOU NEVER FUCKING WILL BE. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? A FUCKING SOFA A GOD DAMN PERMENANT SOFA. AND I, BEING A NINJA AM NOT LIMITED I CAN BE FUCKING CLUMSY AND STEALTHY AT THE FUCKING SAME TIME
BITCH

E.H says:
SOFAS ARE..COMFY..AND WELCOMING. NINJAS JUST SIT IN CORNERS ALL DAY AND NIGHT ANGSTING AND DRINKING COUGH MEDICINE.
THEY'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOUR SISTER AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER. THATS WHAT NINJAS WILL DO TO YOU
so.
SHUNNED.

J.K says:
FUCK YOUR THE ONLY SOFA AROUND HERE SO YOU CANT ACTUALLY SHUN ME YOU NEED MORE THAN ONE PERSON FOR THAT AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN BE FUCKING COMFY SOFA IF I WANT TO. AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YO GRAN'MA AND YO PAPA AND YO BROTHA FUCK SO WHAT IM A NINJA I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I FEEL LIKE
AND I ANGST WHEN I WANNA......AND YES I DO DRINK COUGH MEDICNE I try to avoid the cherry though, it's not very pleasant to taste.

E.H says:
Yeah well? Misses bitchy ninja CANNOT SIT ON ME, A COMFY, WARM SOFA. SO PWNED.
LOL
lemon is the best
or even grape

J.k says:
FUCK I'LL SIT ON MYSELF

E.H says:
LOL
FUCK

J.K says:
Because I to am a comfy sofa

E.H says:
IF YOU CAN FIGURE THAT OUT..
Trufax

J.K says:
YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL

E.H says:
GO AHEAD.

J.K says:
ALRIGHTY THEN

Ninjas

Fuck ninjas are better than sofas. Because a ninja can be whatever the hell a ninja wants to be.

Hell if a ninja wanted to they could be a fucking armchair.