Conversations I have with my friends

E.H says
sometimes i feel like a sofa
do youever feel that way?

J.K says:
...no i cant say i have

E.H says:
One day you'll understand, lass.

J.K says:
FUCK I DONT NEED TO UNDERSTAND SHIT IM A GOD DAMN NINJA

E.H says:
LOL
BUT YOU'RE NOT A SOFA!!

J.K says:
NINJAS ARE WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT TO BE

E.H says:
WTFBQQ
THEY AIN"T NO SOFA.

E.H says:
BWAHAHA

J.K says:
I CAN BE A FUCKING SOFA IF I FUCKING WANNA BE A SOFA SHIT I COULD BE A FUCKING ARM CHAIR BUT NOO IM A GOD DAMN TIDDLYWINK SOFA

E.H says:
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
OMG ROFL
You need to lay off the crack lady

J.K says:
FUCK

E.H says:
where do you come UP with this stuff?!

J.K says:
NINJAS DONT DO CRACK

E.H says:
OMG

J.K says:
WHAT
FUCK
IM A NINJA I KNOW
I SUPRISE MYSELF SOMETIMES

E.H says:
HOW MUCH COLD MEDICNE HAS A CERTAIN NINJA BEEN DRINKING!?!!
Goodness you're hilarious

J.K says:
NINJAS CAN HAVE AS MUCH GOD DAMN MEDICNE AS THEY WANT FUCKING DRINK COUGH MEDICINE FROM THE BOTTLE THATS HOW FUCKING NINJA I AM
NINJAS ARE NATURALLY HILARIOUS
ITS A WELL KNOWN FACT

E.H says:
I THOUGHT THEY WERE STOIC AND STEALTHY
OOOH WAIT
OF COURSE NOT
THEY'RE VERY VERY CLUMSY

J.K says:
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK THEY CAN WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT UNDERSTAND THAT BECAUSE YOUR NOT A NINJA AND YOU NEVER FUCKING WILL BE. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? A FUCKING SOFA A GOD DAMN PERMENANT SOFA. AND I, BEING A NINJA AM NOT LIMITED I CAN BE FUCKING CLUMSY AND STEALTHY AT THE FUCKING SAME TIME
BITCH

E.H says:
SOFAS ARE..COMFY..AND WELCOMING. NINJAS JUST SIT IN CORNERS ALL DAY AND NIGHT ANGSTING AND DRINKING COUGH MEDICINE.
THEY'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOUR SISTER AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER. THATS WHAT NINJAS WILL DO TO YOU
so.
SHUNNED.

J.K says:
FUCK YOUR THE ONLY SOFA AROUND HERE SO YOU CANT ACTUALLY SHUN ME YOU NEED MORE THAN ONE PERSON FOR THAT AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN BE FUCKING COMFY SOFA IF I WANT TO. AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YO GRAN'MA AND YO PAPA AND YO BROTHA FUCK SO WHAT IM A NINJA I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I FEEL LIKE
AND I ANGST WHEN I WANNA......AND YES I DO DRINK COUGH MEDICNE I try to avoid the cherry though, it's not very pleasant to taste.

E.H says:
Yeah well? Misses bitchy ninja CANNOT SIT ON ME, A COMFY, WARM SOFA. SO PWNED.
LOL
lemon is the best
or even grape

J.k says:
FUCK I'LL SIT ON MYSELF

E.H says:
LOL
FUCK

J.K says:
Because I to am a comfy sofa

E.H says:
IF YOU CAN FIGURE THAT OUT..
Trufax

J.K says:
YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL

E.H says:
GO AHEAD.

J.K says:
ALRIGHTY THEN